[Caelus is still holding Nahobeeho as Mara is summoned. They stare, and stare some more, before coming into contact with Mara. Unsurprisingly relaxed and quite amused that there was just this gigantic dick of a monster on a chariot. It made as many dick jokes as they did, and it was pretty refreshing.]
Impressive. What a shame that you're flaccid right now, or else we could have a dick measuring competition.
[They can truly turn 20ft here. They tested it before, and they could still switch their genitals around. Although, they're joking of course, poking fun at Mara.]
I'm Caelus. I'm a deity, so that's probably the power you're feeling. Don't get too hard now, I don't need you sticking out of your chariot.
[What's worse is that Caelus gets closer, actually poking at the damn thing.]
Interesting. You even feel like the real thing. I'm not even gonna bother to ask why you look the way you do. I'm sure there are reasons but... How exactly do you attack someone? Do you cast spells or do you actually thrust forward?
cw: genitalia swapping, gender talk, and nsfw
Impressive. What a shame that you're flaccid right now, or else we could have a dick measuring competition.
[They can truly turn 20ft here. They tested it before, and they could still switch their genitals around. Although, they're joking of course, poking fun at Mara.]
I'm Caelus. I'm a deity, so that's probably the power you're feeling. Don't get too hard now, I don't need you sticking out of your chariot.
[What's worse is that Caelus gets closer, actually poking at the damn thing.]
Interesting. You even feel like the real thing. I'm not even gonna bother to ask why you look the way you do. I'm sure there are reasons but... How exactly do you attack someone? Do you cast spells or do you actually thrust forward?